“Rod Smart struggled to arrange words in sentence form. Cave men had better hold of the English language. The only actions that separate point values of ignorance at this embarrassing level are things like using your own toothbrush to wipe your ass.”

“Ted Washington is rated a 40 in agility. He is listed at 365 ponds. If Ted Washington tied a white lady up and made her wear a metal bikini, he’d look just like Jabba the Hut.”

“I was rated a ****ing zero?”

I almost died when I read

“**** you, John. Please expect to find red pubes in various meals you consume for the rest of your life.”

haha, that made my day

nice Shaz